Unlinked

I started getting a lot of messages saying that people had endorsed me on LinkedIn. Many thanks to everyone who did so. I'm genuinely grateful. But I'm afraid I won't be endorsing anyone at all. Here's the standard response to any request for an endorsement.

Please don't take my refusal to endorse personally! I'm more than happy to endorse you in person to anyone, but not via LinkedIn. The problem that I have with LinkedIn endorsements is this. The first time I ever got a request for an endorsement it was from a guy I'd worked for a few years before. He was very good at his job, and I happily endorsed him. The second time someone asked me for an endorsement, it was from a woman who I thought was useless. I could not face the embarrassment of refusing her, so I decided not to take part in the system. Being English, I cannot deal with embarrassment and if I endorse some people, then other people will know that I'm not endorsing them, if you see what I mean! It's nothing personal, but the LinkedIn recommendation system just doesn't work for me.

When it comes down to it, I'm just too English to be able use the system.

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